How many times do we have to drum it in to your head!? Coreyoke are at the Happy Ending Bar y Restaurant every Wednesday at 9pm until Thursday.

It costs you NOTHING to get in (be sure to tip the valet guy, he helps us move our gear and we certainly don’t tip him), there is no drink minimum (be sure you tip the waitresses and bartenders, they bring us our free food and drinks and we certainly don’t tip them), no charge to get up and sing your favorite tune* (be sure to tip the Coreys, at least one of us needs money for rehab and the SAG insurance has run out) with a real live rock band. 

Do it. Do it in the dirt.

What?

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corey hamm

* As long as it’s one of the 80 or so songs we know.