We are of the mind that the finest thing you might could do on a Wednesday night is to skeeeeedaddle down to The Happy Ending and “Get Your Corey On” with us.
The list usually fills up by the end of the first set, so all that’s left are bribes, which I’ll ’splain in a second. Make sure you get there early or Corky Nemesis makes you pay us. We make him do it, because we hate confrontation. Well, our sponsors said we hate confrontation and a sponsor would know, right? After all, they’ve been sober over 5 months.
The thing about the bribes is this: We earn a certain amount to play each evening for you good people of earth. When we finish our two sets, that’s what we’re there to play.
If you arrive late at a Laker’s game (yes, I just compared us to the Los Angeles Lakers, what of it?) they’re not going to play another quarter when they finish the game just because you want to see them play are they?
If they are, please invite us to go see the Lakers with you.
I could have just as easily written an example that had you working as a prostitute. Be thankful I didn’t!
Enjoy the Time Lapse clip of the gig and Corey On!!!
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Corey Hamm 4ever!
One Set in Six Seconds
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