When we were child stars, we could take any residual check that was less than $1.00 to a place called Re$iduals in the Valley, show our fake ID’s and get a drink.

Those days are gone… The fake ID’s and getting a drink for a sub-one-dollar residual. We know why the fake ID stuff is over… We don’t need fake ID’s now that we’re over the hill and not drinking. Regarding the drink for the residual, that probably has something to do with the fact that most residuals these days are less than a buck.

We have the most awesome Screen Actors Guild to thank for that.

On the other, less bitter, hand… Every Thursday night at Re$iduals, you can spend NOTHING and sing with a live band consisting of three guys named Corey: Corey Feldstein, Corey Hardt and Corey Hamm’s brother, Corey Hamm.

The fun begins right around 9:31pm. (9:30 is so Wednesday night) and lasts until we can’t play any more.

There are constant battles regarding noise in the area, so if you don’t like your music really loud, then this is the night for you because we play SOOO SOFTLY, it’s almost like praying.

Re$iduals is also now called Maeve’s Re$iduals and the address is:

11042 VENTURA BLVD, STUDIO CITY

(thanks to jay for the photo!!!)

One of the characters is in a Hall y Oates tribute band so if you sing the one Hall et Oates tune we know (Maneater… is there any other Hall und Oates tune?) not only will you have sung with the finest Live Karaoke Band in the UNIVERSE, you will get a free pass to see She’s Out Of My League and $40,000. But you won’t really get $40,000. I made that up, see.

We did an event with them for She’s Out Of My League this past Monday Night at the Cafe Boogaloo Cafe & Diner and it was pure insanity.

In other news, the good peeps at the Happy Ending Bar, Restaurant & Loan have promised us a stage and new sound system so when you sing, instead of feeling disappointed and sad, you will be able to hear yourself. The audience will be able to hear you, ass well.

And that’s all we care about, which is why Corey plays with brushes and Corey and I (Corey) play with our little amplifiers instead of our mountainous stacks of hotness.

Now you will be truly rock (or mellow & peaceful if you sing Imagine).

Speaking of new songs!

Maneater – the aformentioned Hall y Oates
Sex on Fire – Kings of Leon
Vasoline – STP
Goodbye to You – Scandal

See you in the trenches, people.

I love you & respect you too much to hurt you, much.

It has nothing to do with the movie “Breakin’ II – Electric Boogaloo”, but we won’t hold that against them.

It does, however, have a STAGE and a KICKING P.A. – Two things that each and every Corey dreams about.

Cafe Boogaloo
1238 Hermosa Ave
Hermosa Beach, CA 90254-3529
(310) 318-2324

http://tinyurl.com/CAFEBOOGALOOMAP

The music begins at 9pm and will finish when we have blown you away with two full sets of Corey fantasticness.

This is a place we’ve had our eye on for some time now and are really thrilled to be playing there. They’ve been known to throw down some great prizes for people who sing karaoke. Just sayin’.

See you there!

Corey On!!!

That’s why we’ve added his version of the Paul Anka classic “My Way” to our ever-growing list o’ tunes. 

Maybe this week, you’ll sign up (early, so you actually get to sign up) and pick “My Way”, rock the house, kill your girlfriend and then O.D. Then, a few years later an actor who will disappoint everyone by turning out to be the biggest ham this side of your local Honeybaked outlet, will play you in a romanticized version of your stupid, obvious and ultimately pathetic life only the movie will just romanticize it more but we’ll all really know that you blew it completely and were no better than the dinosaur rock stars you were supposed to kick out of the business.

Whew!!! Where did that come from!?!?!

We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister & Kiss Me Deadly by Lita Ford.

Yay!