One of the characters is in a Hall y Oates tribute band so if you sing the one Hall et Oates tune we know (Maneater… is there any other Hall und Oates tune?) not only will you have sung with the finest Live Karaoke Band in the UNIVERSE, you will get a free pass to see She’s Out Of My League and $40,000. But you won’t really get $40,000. I made that up, see.

We did an event with them for She’s Out Of My League this past Monday Night at the Cafe Boogaloo Cafe & Diner and it was pure insanity.

In other news, the good peeps at the Happy Ending Bar, Restaurant & Loan have promised us a stage and new sound system so when you sing, instead of feeling disappointed and sad, you will be able to hear yourself. The audience will be able to hear you, ass well.

And that’s all we care about, which is why Corey plays with brushes and Corey and I (Corey) play with our little amplifiers instead of our mountainous stacks of hotness.

Now you will be truly rock (or mellow & peaceful if you sing Imagine).

Speaking of new songs!

Maneater – the aformentioned Hall y Oates
Sex on Fire – Kings of Leon
Vasoline – STP
Goodbye to You – Scandal

See you in the trenches, people.

I love you & respect you too much to hurt you, much.

Boogaloo is great and everything, food, drinks, tables, posters, waitresses, bartenders, are a mere FIVE BUCKS!
(alright, just the food and drinks… the rest is negotiable)

We miss our buds at the Lovitz Comedy Club on Mondays, but Hermosa rules. We’re scared of the summer. It’s going to be completely and utterly insane.

Also… we’ve added a bunch more songs:
Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana
Smells Like Nirvana – Weird Al Yankovic
Song #2 (woohoo!) – Blur
Where the Streets Have No Name – U2

We also have 3 private parties coming up… all is well in Coreyoke land.

We’re looking to play on Sunday nights somewhere. But, isn’t everyone?

Corey On!!

It is a tremendous song and, as a duet, you really only get half the glory.

But it’s still better than the rough cut of Prayer of the Rollerboys.

Hoping to see some of you at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club up at the Universal Citywalk. It is our favorite gig and we’d like to keep it.

New Songs!!!!

We’ve been doing so well… it’s just not the same without you… Is it something Corey said?

Or was it Corey?

Oh well… we don’t care… really. We really don’t. We’ll be fine without you. We’ll live. Sure. You just wait and see…

We’ll be there. Every Wednesday night at the Happy Ending Bar y Restaurant, 7038 Sunset Blvd, just east of LaBrea. We’ll continue to be the finest Karaoke band in Los Angeles you’ve ever sung with.

Just don’t expect us to beg.

Was it Corey?

He’ll change. He can change.

I love you?

Satisfaction – Rolling Stones

Dream Weaver – Mr. Gary Wright

See you there, young Coreys! Yeehaa!!!

We also added “Werewolves of London” to the list o’ songs.

Really great singers, the new p.a. is sounding better and another packed house.

The funny thing is when people who show up at 12:30 get mad because there are no slots left. Why would there be?

Ain’t no reason!

Corey On!!!

That’s why we’ve added his version of the Paul Anka classic “My Way” to our ever-growing list o’ tunes. 

Maybe this week, you’ll sign up (early, so you actually get to sign up) and pick “My Way”, rock the house, kill your girlfriend and then O.D. Then, a few years later an actor who will disappoint everyone by turning out to be the biggest ham this side of your local Honeybaked outlet, will play you in a romanticized version of your stupid, obvious and ultimately pathetic life only the movie will just romanticize it more but we’ll all really know that you blew it completely and were no better than the dinosaur rock stars you were supposed to kick out of the business.

Whew!!! Where did that come from!?!?!

We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister & Kiss Me Deadly by Lita Ford.

Yay!