When we were child stars, we could take any residual check that was less than $1.00 to a place called Re$iduals in the Valley, show our fake ID’s and get a drink.

Those days are gone… The fake ID’s and getting a drink for a sub-one-dollar residual. We know why the fake ID stuff is over… We don’t need fake ID’s now that we’re over the hill and not drinking. Regarding the drink for the residual, that probably has something to do with the fact that most residuals these days are less than a buck.

We have the most awesome Screen Actors Guild to thank for that.

On the other, less bitter, hand… Every Thursday night at Re$iduals, you can spend NOTHING and sing with a live band consisting of three guys named Corey: Corey Feldstein, Corey Hardt and Corey Hamm’s brother, Corey Hamm.

The fun begins right around 9:31pm. (9:30 is so Wednesday night) and lasts until we can’t play any more.

There are constant battles regarding noise in the area, so if you don’t like your music really loud, then this is the night for you because we play SOOO SOFTLY, it’s almost like praying.

Re$iduals is also now called Maeve’s Re$iduals and the address is:

11042 VENTURA BLVD, STUDIO CITY

(thanks to jay for the photo!!!)

Coreyoke Keyboardist

Because of strict union regulations, we can’t reveal his identity, but here is a photo of him.